From Fat to PHAT?

Christ, I've become a lardass. Through a combination of sedentary jobs, a broken thyroid, and a complete love of food and hatred of exercise, I've managed to go up almost 5 sizes in 8 years.

mooooooooooo.

I'm going to go back to Simply Beautiful next week to get my first of a series of body wraps. I've had two before and holy crap do they work! I lost 13 inches my first time, and it stayed off until I got lazy again. Although, I equate the wraps with fast food. INSTANT GRATIFICATION!!!

I hate waiting for anything, although I'm all grown up now and must at least pretend to be patient. So now when I go to the gym, I'll already be feeling better because I've gotten a head start.