I am the other woman...
My friend Amy is married. But she also has a "wife" named Carol.
We fight over Carol.
Carol is candy.
Today we sent about 128 email messages (most only one line long) in less than 2 hours.
We talked about:
Twilight and why vampires suck (figuratively)
How they think I suck because they love Edward.
How Amy likes when Carol tortures her.
How Carol is HAWT.
How Sonic is nasty
How we give our collective Stinkeyes...or in Amy's case...Stinkfinger.
How they miss me and want to come see my new couch in Tracy.
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